“Hey, I had a burning question in the shower that I want your opinion on.”

“What now, dude?”

”I was just thinking, what if with Area 51, we are actually living in the real Area 51, and Area 51 is the exit?”

“What are you talking about bud?”

”Just think about it.”

”How bored do you have to be to think about all of these random things.”

“That’s not the only one I’ve thought about.”

”Dude I don’t want to know.”

“If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it actually make a noise?”

“How much time do you spend a day on the internet?”

”I don’t know.” 

“Check.”

”How?”

”On your phone, go to settings and click on screen time. It will tell you the daily average from this past week.”

”Ok”

”Jesus Christ! 13 hours?!?! You need more direction in your life.”

“Most of that is just from listening to music.  See? Look, 11 hours are on Spotify.  I only have 30 minutes online, and that’s where I see the videos with the shower thoughts.

Let’s see your daily average.”

”That isn’t important.”

“It is pal, I’m about to win this argument.”

”Fine.”

”Alright”

Ok, 9 hours.  But how much time on the internet?”

”Gulp”

”Goddamn! 7 hours, huh bud.  And I need more direction in life? Alright pal.”

”Ok, fine.

But does that really matter at the end of the day?

I am still happy regardless of how much time I spend on my phone.”

”I’m not saying you’re not, I’m just suggesting that you should have fun in real life instead of on your phone.”

”What do you recommend me doing?”

”Take a walk, and see how many people will talk with you.”

“You are crazy.”

”Maybe, but I’m happier than you.”