Hatchet Parody

~Hudson McCullough, Class of 2029

At the start of this summer it started out as any normal summer. I was going on a plane to see my dad in canada. When I got on the plane the pilot started rubbing his shoulder and the plane smelled really bad. All of a sudden the pilot started having a heart attack. I had no idea what to do.

About two Hours later the plane ran out of gas. I made it out alive but the pilot diddint. I had no energy for the next three days. When I finally could move I knew I had to get food. So I found some berries. I was so hungry I ate way too much so I puked and had tons of diarrhea.

The next day I still felt super sick. I also knew I had to make a shelter. I found a small cave-like thing that I thought could work for a good shelter. I weaved some stickers together to make a wall I slept that night but a porcupine came in in the shelter.

I threw a hatchet my mom gave me at it but I missed the porcupine, so I kicked it and eight quills got stuck in my leg.